- TINKER MAN, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS JUST IN THE DAYS OF THE ANCIENT ROMANS, WE'RE LIVIN' THE LUXURIOUS LIFE, CAN YOU DIG IT?
- Percy YEAH, RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR DOOR, WE GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL SWIMMING POOL, SINCE WE SCORED THAT EIGHTEEN KEYS WE GOT STASHED IN THAT TRUNK UPSTAIRS WE GOT PLENTY OF MONEY COMIN' IN FROM OUR CUSTOMERS.
- TINKER HEY MAN YA WANNA GO ON A TRIP? I HEARD THEY GOT SOME REALLY GROOVY BONGS IN CHINATOWN AND I WANT TO GET ONE.
- PERCY MAN THAT SOUNDS SO COOL, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHINATOWN IN YEARS, BUT WE'RE BOTH TO STONED TO DRIVE.
- TINKER
OH, WOW THAT'S RIGHT MAN, WE'D PROBABLY GET TO TRIPPIN' AND FORGET WHERE WE WERE GOIN' AND WHY.
They both laugh knowingly, because it's true. After they each take a hit on a shared joint Tinker jumps up excitedly.
- TINKER HEY, HEY MAN, I GOT IT, LET'S TAKE THE BUS PERCY THE BUS?
- TINKER ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET ON AND OFF, THEY DO EVERYTHING ELSE.AND JUST THINK HOW TRIPPY IT WILL BE, I MEAN HOW BITCHEN 0F AN ADVENTURE IT WILL BE WITH ALL THOSE WEIRD PEOPLE ON THE BUS THAT WE CAN TRIP OUT ON.....MAN IT WILL BE A TRIP!!
PERCY JUMPS UP.
- Percy LETS DO IT! THE BUS STOP IS AT THE CORNER, I'M GONNA ROLL US A DOOBIE FOR THE ROAD, AND THEN WE'RE OUTA HERE.
